Confession Tuesday: To Myself, Because I am Just That Humble

I confess that the more angry you get, the more fun it is :D

People tell me I am too mean,
Too cynical, Too...
Too much of a douche,
Yet they say it in a more correct manner.

People reckon I'm too patronising,
(that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
They should realize
that I don't care.
Because everyone lives
in a glass house,
And when a stone comes flying back.
We act surprised..


Why do I do it?
'Cause you deserved it.
Well,
Maybe you didn't.
But I still had fun doing it.

So to all you people complaining
“To Nick, To Nick”;
I don't hate the messages,
Trust me,
I love it.

Because it gives me another chance
To call you out on a grammatical error,
On a post about my stinginess,
About grammar.

Then people whine and complain,
When I take a shot,
A shot for an open goal.
Because you all make it too easy.
I'll call you out on something stupid.

People need to realize,
In a world of freedom,
Freedom of speech,
Freedom of religion,
Freedom of press,
I should have the freedom.
The freedom to make fun of you.

Have a nice day,
Thank you.